This weekend all eyes will be on Juan Pablo Montoya as the Columbian furiously drives his shiny new Dodge in his first Daytona 500. Montoya has ties to so many racing leagues and provides so many story lines (foreign driver, formula one driver, driver named “Pablo”) that he’s probably the one guy on the earth who could occupy maximum worldwide airtime.
And since he’s got a perfect record in the Indy Racing League, I thought I would give him some face time as well – but for a different reason. Ladies and gentlemen, the REAL reason Montoya will be driving in the NASCAR Cup Series Named After Whoever Pays Us The Most Obscene Cash is because he’s got that special something that only ultra-popular drivers from AJ Foyt to Tony Stewart have.
He’s can drop F-Bombs like Al Pacino in “Scarface”.
ROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell he was pretty composed on camera after his hub broke in the 2nd 125. I can just imagine how he was in the garage.
"You f*cking idiot. You broke my f*cking head." LOL. That's f*cking classic. Good thing his girlfriend or whatever stopped him from kicking some f*cking ass. Looked like it did smart, though.
ReplyDeleteMakes me long for my blog. Heh!
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