"Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though I don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . "
"One of these things is not like the other. Come on can you tell me which one? Can you guess which thing is not like the other, before my song is done?"
Really? Junior has no chance with them? I mean, Danica's married, and maybe the others are, too, but other than that, really?
OK tabernerus, I'll grant you that my post may have worked better substituting you for I:
""Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though you don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . ",
But c'mon, Amanda Beard with Junebug?!? Y'all can't be serious!
After all, everybody knows the ultimate N-word sex symbol is Kasey Kahne!
Isn't Amanda Beard the swimmer who used to bring her teddy bear to competitions? There's just something wrong about this whole thing...
ReplyDeleteDale Jr looks so out of place lol :D
ReplyDeleteDale Earnhardt Jr. is a registered trademark? Huh.
ReplyDelete"One of these things, ain't like th' other, One a' these things jes' don't belong"
ReplyDelete"Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though I don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . "
ReplyDeleteSo what are Don "Magic" Juan and his ladies doing on a GoDaddy poster? ;-)
ReplyDeleteSorry, best I could come up with mid-coffee.
Really? Junior has no chance with them? I mean, Danica's married, and maybe the others are, too, but other than that, really?
ReplyDelete"One of these things is not like the other. Come on can you tell me which one? Can you guess which thing is not like the other, before my song is done?"
ReplyDeleteGoDaddy... where are spokespeople are as over-rated as our service.
ReplyDeleteReally? Junior has no chance with them? I mean, Danica's married, and maybe the others are, too, but other than that, really?
ReplyDeleteOK tabernerus, I'll grant you that my post may have worked better substituting you for I:
""Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though you don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . ",
But c'mon, Amanda Beard with Junebug?!? Y'all can't be serious!
After all, everybody knows the ultimate N-word sex symbol is Kasey Kahne!
I saw it on TV so it must be true. :^)
Not sure why, but all I can see is DJ screaming "Fembots!!!!" at some point during the shoot.
ReplyDeleteRight or wrong, they say to always go with your first impulse.
*But c'mon, Amanda Beard with Junebug?!? Y'all can't be serious!
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For years she was doing Carl Edwards.
*Isn't Amanda Beard the swimmer who used to bring her teddy bear to competitions? There's just something wrong about this whole thing...*
You're behind the times, she is doing nudie photo shoots these days.
For years she was doing Carl Edwards.
ReplyDeleteExplains why he's flexible enough to do the back flips.
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Thanks folks, I'll be posting here all week. Try the veal, it's excellent.
Dale Earnfart Jr. ruins the whole GoDaddy sexy/hot/hip marketing theme!
ReplyDeleteFor Dale it should be called "Thanks for giving me a career Daddy" not "GoDaddy".
ReplyDelete"For Dale it should be called "Thanks for giving me a career Daddy" not "GoDaddy".
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WOW ~~!!! so funny and so true !