For the last time, Junior, this button activates the buzzsaws, this button activates the jump jacks, this one let's you drive underwater, and THIS button fires the remote bird. Okay?
Now don't tell anyone but you know that Racer X guy? (leans in and whispers) "I think he's really your brother"
Something like this button does this and this button doe s that followed by Junior saying u hummmm
ReplyDeleteDan: Now Jr, if we put AJ in the second seat, this will feel a lot like your cup car on the track.
ReplyDeleteDan: I see by the way my jazzy sweat band is glimmering in the sun that it is time to go put more product in my hair.
ReplyDeleteJr: So when you drive this thing you try NOT to hit other people with it? I don't get it...
"And by the time this says '220' your hair will look like mine!"
ReplyDelete"Cool."
Patriotic Dan. Even his wrists are patriotic.
"This is the "auto fire" button. Now, you may have to hit the "A" or "B" in conjunction...ah, what am I saying, go fast!"
ReplyDeleteW: There are no cup holders, Junior.
ReplyDeleteNow, this is how you turn right.
ReplyDeleteNo, you can't change the radio stations, Junior.
ReplyDeleteYou won't win a race in this car either Jr!
ReplyDeleteJr: Where's the starter?
ReplyDeleteDing dang o' gear shifter?
ReplyDelete"naw't the one on the left, mate, it's the one on the roight that makes her go"
ReplyDeleteWWDT? That means "What Would Danic, er, What Would Dale Think..."
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no...
ReplyDeleteFor the last time, Junior, this button activates the buzzsaws, this button activates the jump jacks, this one let's you drive underwater, and THIS button fires the remote bird. Okay?
Now don't tell anyone but you know that Racer X guy?
(leans in and whispers) "I think he's really your brother"