The Alternative

This is an actual race car driver. Paul Tracy - who manages to bring out the inner combatant from otherwise docile dudes like Sebastian Bourdais and Alex Tagliani - seems bent on forming the ChampCar Auto Wrestling Federation (CAWF) out of what used to be a respectable racing series.

Hey, when your product involves more crashes than passes, you gotta do something to liven up the entertainment value, right?

Feel free to add your own comment as to what the proper subtitle of this picture of "Captain Quebec" should be.