We need some comic relief today, and who better to amuse us then JPM? If there's gonna be like 42 different "ESPN" channels on cable, there may as well be room for one called ESPN: Juan Pablo Montoya. Once again it's time for Fight Night with Pablo, who's gradually moved up in class from Pablo vs Videographer to Pablo vs Kevin Harvick and now Pablo vs Some Big Wrestler Dude.
If auto racing personalities are getting into wrestling then this begs the question of which happens first: Danica wins a race or Danica hits someone with a chair?
(thanks to Marc at Full Throttle for finding this)
Long Beach Preview
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Is it just me, or does it seem like we have gone months without an IndyCar
race? If you want to get technical, we have. The last points-paying race
was run...
22 hours ago
Jeff,
My mind is percolating with a "Can't Miss" idea and I need either Eddie Gossage's or Humpy Wheeler's phone number.
My Idea? A Tag Team Auto Racin' Wrasslin' cage match featuring Juan Pablo "F-Bomb" Montoya and Kurt "Burnin'" Busch VS Tony "Don't Call Me Martha" Stewart and Paul "Captain Crunch!" Tracy. The undercard is Danny "Choppers" Wheldon VS. The Divine Mrs. Danica!, preferably in a pool filled with baby oil.
It'll work. No, really, it will.
Jimmy Hart! I never thought I'd see the day we would have a "Mouth of the South" reference on this site. Wow.
Jeff,
After watching that video, Anthony Fedele would SO wipe the floor with Whine Pablo.
hmmm... Anthony Fedele v. Juan Pablo v. Chuck Norris...
My money's on Anthony Fedele.
Come on, John. You dissin' Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger?
Norris wins...then Tony Kanaan comes in and pile-drives him.
I saw a lot of WWF as a kid and I have to say that JPM should have practiced a little more on chair-wielding before the show!
Hey he did better then Reed or Hermie Sadler you didn't even know they were there.
Anthony fedele only fights for Michael no one else.
Say,
What's Sam Hornish Sr. doing these days? And is T.J. Patrick willing to step into the ring to defend the honor of his daughter?
Could be an interesting undercard.
mmack: Do you really wanna see Wheldon wrestle anyone is a pool filled with baby oil? I adore the guy and don't even wanna see that LOL.
Funniest line of the week about JPM's performance in the Daytona 500: Juan Pablo Montoya hit everyone but Chubby Checker on Sunday.
If auto racing personalities are getting into wrestling then this begs the question of which happens first: Danica wins a race or Danica hits someone with a chair?
Jeff,
Over on TrackForum.com, they have a poll titled "Who will be the first drivers to "merge" in our Merged Series?"
2nd place: Paul "Captain Crunch" Tracy and the rest of the field: 20%
1st place: "Captain Crunch" and Danica!: 27%
Word of warning Mrs. Patrick-Hospenthal: Paul WILL punch back!