Where is Simon Cowell when you really need him?
It wasn't quite as bad as the time a seemingly drunken Ozzie Osbourne (I know, that's redundant) took the microphone at Wrigley Field, but when Danica! took her turn on "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" on Thursday it was EXCRUCIATINGLY off-key.
Indycar.com covered the event. Listen, if you dare.
“I grew up a Cubs fan,” she said. “The promotion for the Chicagoland race and the series is great, but this is an opportunity I really wanted to do just for fun.”Cubs fan, eh? No wonder she's able to take these winless races in stride.
I dared. I reached for the aspirin. At least I was warned. Can't decide which is worse. Her attitude or her singing.