In case you were wondering, this dude is not me.

However, it is highly coincidental that this fellow lives in Newburgh, Indiana. My mother lived there for 26 years and as a consequence I spent my summers there in my youth. Small world.

Come to think of it, I too am 5’ 8”, Straight, Christian, Aquarius…but I definitely have more hair than that dude. Maybe this is Bizarro me?