GQ Makes a List

Posted by Iannucci | 10/25/2006 | 2 comments »
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GQ has come out with a list (I'm so not linking this) of "16 of the Coolest Sports Heroes of All Time". Based on the web page I can only determine 15 of them, but here they are.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kevin Garnett
Chad Johnson
Magic Johnson
Willie Mays
John McEnroe
Joe Namath
Danica Patrick
Manny Ramirez
Mariano Rivera
Barry Sanders
Kelly Slater
Michael Vick
Ben Wallace
Shaun White

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but what the fudge does GQ know about cool athletes? I mean, shouldn't they be doing the "16 Best Dressed Athletes of All Time" instead?

At any rate, I have decided to make my own useless list. Here are the "16 Coolest Driver Names of All Time"

AJ Allmendinger
Milka Duno
John Force
Timo Glock
Buckshot Jones
Parnelli Jones
Mikka Hakkinen
Racer Kashima
Will Power
Willy T Ribbs
Lake Speed
Scott Speed
Tora Takagi
Dick Trickle
Jos Verstappen
Stan Wattles

All apologies to Mrs. Hospenthal, and feel free to add your own.


  1. Anonymous // October 26, 2006 7:31 AM  

    16 Most Retarded Magazines of All Time:

    1) GQ
    2) GQ
    3) GQ
    4) GQ
    5) GQ

    ...and so on....

  2. pressdog // October 26, 2006 7:45 PM  

    Top five sources who know more about heroes than GQ

    1) My dog
    2) The post holding up my mail box
    3) A rotting picnic table I pass every day on the way to work
    4) A discarded passenger car tire
    5) The white smelling things people pee on in urinals.