Headline of the Year

Posted by Iannucci | 5/22/2007 | 1 comments »
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And I am not making this up.

"Patrick downplays sex, just wants to be on top"

Excuse me whilst I pick my jaw up off the floor.

At least there was a good quote from Mrs Hospenthal at the end of the article.

Asked how she would handle a duel for the championship in the final laps, Patrick said: "Say a couple of prayers, put your foot down and hope that the front end sticks."

Meanwhile, Pressdog expounds on the deeper meaning of the headline. Kinda.


  1. Jennifer Coomer // May 22, 2007 9:36 AM  

    I think I just peed a little.