The clearly bored folks at IndyCar.com (this image is THEIR handiwork) have taken Tony Kanaan's comment about shaving Danica!'s head a bit further - which is to say they've broken out the Photoshop.
Notice that the bald option is "The Kanaan".
Can we add the "Bow Wow Wow" as a choice? That's like partially shaved and partially still intact. Mr Hospenthal would be thrilled, no?
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I voted for Pixie on the mother site, but Rebel would be OK too. Danica would have to sue Kanaan for costing her money, image-wise, if they shave it all off.
Where is the "This problem will actually never come up" choice?
Nice one, Derek!