The clearly bored folks at IndyCar.com (this image is THEIR handiwork) have taken Tony Kanaan's comment about shaving Danica!'s head a bit further - which is to say they've broken out the Photoshop. Notice that the bald option is "The Kanaan".
Notice that the bald option is "The Kanaan".
Can we add the "Bow Wow Wow" as a choice? That's like partially shaved and partially still intact. Mr Hospenthal would be thrilled, no?
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I voted for Pixie on the mother site, but Rebel would be OK too. Danica would have to sue Kanaan for costing her money, image-wise, if they shave it all off.
Where is the "This problem will actually never come up" choice?
Nice one, Derek!