Helio is HUGE

Posted by Iannucci | 1/31/2008 | 4 comments »
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After successfully busting his hump on the dance floor Helio is staring at quite the breakout year. He has now become so wickedly famous that not only has he landed a new booze sponsor (memo to Mr Castroneves: Please don't take them to ALMS) but he is also getting asked those astoundingly irrelevant celebrity questions du jour about people he doesn't even know.

Such as: Do you have any thoughts about Heath Ledger's passing?

Good gracious. If you are so inclined you can read the entire interview at the bastion of journalistic excellence that is OK! Magazine.


  1. Anonymous // January 31, 2008 1:29 PM  

    It appears all Helio! needs is to start dating supermodels (or at least Victoria's Secret models) and he will have arrived!

    Somewhere out there Danica! is silently seething, and Jimmy Johnson is reconsidering turning down Dancing with the Stars.

  2. Anonymous // February 01, 2008 6:44 AM  

    We could lose Helio to Hollywood!

    (better that than "N-word")

  3. Anonymous // February 01, 2008 3:56 PM  

    Helio is HUGE! How do you think I found your cool site? One of his dance fans on the DWTS fan site for Helio mentioned your site - said she doesn't know much about motorsports, but thinks [your site]is a very funny blog. There are a lot of potential new racing fans over there - asking questions about Helio's world. Hopefully the IRL will be able to capitalize. Go Helio! Go IRL!

  4. Unknown // June 15, 2009 3:11 PM  

    I cant believe how difficult it is to find how much Helio won at this years INDY 500, you can find everything else in the world except for how MUCH HE WON !! Can someone tell me?