Chairman of the bored

Posted by Iannucci | 2/19/2008 | 11 comments »
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We need some comic relief today, and who better to amuse us then JPM? If there's gonna be like 42 different "ESPN" channels on cable, there may as well be room for one called ESPN: Juan Pablo Montoya. Once again it's time for Fight Night with Pablo, who's gradually moved up in class from Pablo vs Videographer to Pablo vs Kevin Harvick and now Pablo vs Some Big Wrestler Dude.



If auto racing personalities are getting into wrestling then this begs the question of which happens first: Danica wins a race or Danica hits someone with a chair?

(thanks to Marc at Full Throttle for finding this)

11 comments

  1. mmack // February 19, 2008 1:25 PM  

    Jeff,

    My mind is percolating with a "Can't Miss" idea and I need either Eddie Gossage's or Humpy Wheeler's phone number.

    My Idea? A Tag Team Auto Racin' Wrasslin' cage match featuring Juan Pablo "F-Bomb" Montoya and Kurt "Burnin'" Busch VS Tony "Don't Call Me Martha" Stewart and Paul "Captain Crunch!" Tracy. The undercard is Danny "Choppers" Wheldon VS. The Divine Mrs. Danica!, preferably in a pool filled with baby oil.

    It'll work. No, really, it will.

  2. Zappatista // February 19, 2008 1:42 PM  

    That shit is toooooo funny! Who is his agent, Jimmy Hart?

    Heeeeelarious....

  3. Jeff Iannucci // February 19, 2008 1:46 PM  

    Jimmy Hart! I never thought I'd see the day we would have a "Mouth of the South" reference on this site. Wow.

  4. mmack // February 19, 2008 2:14 PM  

    Jeff,

    After watching that video, Anthony Fedele would SO wipe the floor with Whine Pablo.

  5. John Edward // February 19, 2008 2:20 PM  

    hmmm... Anthony Fedele v. Juan Pablo v. Chuck Norris...

    My money's on Anthony Fedele.

  6. chrisestrada // February 19, 2008 3:49 PM  

    Come on, John. You dissin' Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger?

    Norris wins...then Tony Kanaan comes in and pile-drives him.

    I saw a lot of WWF as a kid and I have to say that JPM should have practiced a little more on chair-wielding before the show!

  7. Anonymous // February 19, 2008 5:33 PM  

    Hey he did better then Reed or Hermie Sadler you didn't even know they were there.

  8. Anonymous // February 19, 2008 5:34 PM  

    Anthony fedele only fights for Michael no one else.

  9. mmack // February 20, 2008 6:49 AM  

    Say,

    What's Sam Hornish Sr. doing these days? And is T.J. Patrick willing to step into the ring to defend the honor of his daughter?

    Could be an interesting undercard.

  10. Carrie // February 20, 2008 9:04 AM  

    mmack: Do you really wanna see Wheldon wrestle anyone is a pool filled with baby oil? I adore the guy and don't even wanna see that LOL.

    Funniest line of the week about JPM's performance in the Daytona 500: Juan Pablo Montoya hit everyone but Chubby Checker on Sunday.

  11. mmack // February 20, 2008 2:28 PM  

    If auto racing personalities are getting into wrestling then this begs the question of which happens first: Danica wins a race or Danica hits someone with a chair?

    Jeff,

    Over on TrackForum.com, they have a poll titled "Who will be the first drivers to "merge" in our Merged Series?"

    2nd place: Paul "Captain Crunch" Tracy and the rest of the field: 20%

    1st place: "Captain Crunch" and Danica!: 27%

    Word of warning Mrs. Patrick-Hospenthal: Paul WILL punch back!