Check out his GoDaddys

Posted by Iannucci | 6/10/2008 | 16 comments »
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Look what showed up in the Inbox.


Let's see. "Bigger chest" joke? Rude. "Furry dam builder"? Even worse. "Victory Lane" joke? That would get me killed.

I got nothing for this. How about you?

16 comments

  1. erika // June 09, 2008 9:40 PM  

    Isn't Amanda Beard the swimmer who used to bring her teddy bear to competitions? There's just something wrong about this whole thing...

  2. Joan // June 09, 2008 11:04 PM  

    Dale Jr looks so out of place lol :D

  3. mikebdot // June 10, 2008 5:02 AM  

    Dale Earnhardt Jr. is a registered trademark? Huh.

  4. mmack // June 10, 2008 6:35 AM  

    "One of these things, ain't like th' other, One a' these things jes' don't belong"

  5. mmack // June 10, 2008 6:37 AM  

    "Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though I don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . "

  6. Tabernerus // June 10, 2008 6:38 AM  

    So what are Don "Magic" Juan and his ladies doing on a GoDaddy poster? ;-)

    Sorry, best I could come up with mid-coffee.

  7. Tabernerus // June 10, 2008 6:40 AM  

    Really? Junior has no chance with them? I mean, Danica's married, and maybe the others are, too, but other than that, really?

  8. Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. // June 10, 2008 7:57 AM  

    "One of these things is not like the other. Come on can you tell me which one? Can you guess which thing is not like the other, before my song is done?"

  9. Carrie // June 10, 2008 8:16 AM  

    GoDaddy... where are spokespeople are as over-rated as our service.

  10. mmack // June 10, 2008 9:23 AM  

    Really? Junior has no chance with them? I mean, Danica's married, and maybe the others are, too, but other than that, really?

    OK tabernerus, I'll grant you that my post may have worked better substituting you for I:

    ""Hi, I'm Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Even though you don't have a chance in H@ll of hooking up with these fine ladies, you can hook up with GoDaddy.com . . . . ",

    But c'mon, Amanda Beard with Junebug?!? Y'all can't be serious!

    After all, everybody knows the ultimate N-word sex symbol is Kasey Kahne!

    I saw it on TV so it must be true. :^)

  11. SS Minnow // June 10, 2008 9:41 AM  

    Not sure why, but all I can see is DJ screaming "Fembots!!!!" at some point during the shoot.

    Right or wrong, they say to always go with your first impulse.

  12. Anonymous // June 10, 2008 2:44 PM  

    *But c'mon, Amanda Beard with Junebug?!? Y'all can't be serious!
    *

    For years she was doing Carl Edwards.

    *Isn't Amanda Beard the swimmer who used to bring her teddy bear to competitions? There's just something wrong about this whole thing...*

    You're behind the times, she is doing nudie photo shoots these days.

  13. mmack // June 10, 2008 2:55 PM  

    For years she was doing Carl Edwards.

    Explains why he's flexible enough to do the back flips.

    [Rimshot]

    Thanks folks, I'll be posting here all week. Try the veal, it's excellent.

  14. Anonymous // June 10, 2008 10:54 PM  

    Dale Earnfart Jr. ruins the whole GoDaddy sexy/hot/hip marketing theme!

  15. Robert // June 11, 2008 8:13 AM  

    For Dale it should be called "Thanks for giving me a career Daddy" not "GoDaddy".

  16. Anonymous // June 13, 2008 1:45 AM  

    "For Dale it should be called "Thanks for giving me a career Daddy" not "GoDaddy".
    "

    WOW ~~!!! so funny and so true !