Funky Junky

"The team is a club team. They came here to have fun. It's really frustrating. I'm a guy who is used to running up front. Now, I know how to do well but the mistakes that my team makes -- it's unacceptable. I drive good on ovals. I start on the front row. I finish in the top 3 here. I won the Indianapolis pole. I won the race on the ovals and street and road courses, but you have to have a good car to do that." - Bruno Junqueira, throwing his Dale Coyne team under the bus and lighting the dismembered remains on fire.

Incidentally, this quote came from from our buddy pressdog who is LIVE at Milwaukee this weekend, asking IRL stalwarts hard-hitting questions like "Did you just say you have to have to be comfortable with your rear end?".