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Your humble host doesn’t know what this means, but I have discovered the latest betting lines for what it could be.
2-1: Tony George has enabled Paul Tracy to drive a “crapwagon” in exchange for “hamburgers and hot dogs”.
4-1: The IndyCar series has finally secured a new title sponsorship with AT&T, Verizon or some other telecom giant who has been effectively muted from the “Sprint Cup” series.
10-1: Conquest Racing is replacing the disgruntled Enrique Bernoldi with John Andretti.
25-1: EJ Viso has magically cured himself of the mumps by consuming a diet entirely of artichoke hearts and rutabagas.
50-1: Scott Dixon will be driving with Energizer bunny sponsorship for the rest of the season, allowing Target Chip Ganassi racing to move Dario something-or-other into another Target car.
90-1: Conquest Racing is replacing the disgruntled Enrique Bernoldi with Brooke Patrick.
250-1: An IndyCar mixed martial arts night, featuring a title bout of Castroneves v Kanaan. Sam Hornish Sr and Anthony Fedele will be featured on one undercard, along with Vitor Meira fighting a driver to be announced.
500-1: Marty Roth has formed a strategic alliance with Stewart-CNC racing.
1000-1: Conquest Racing will be replacing the disgruntled Enrique Bernoldi with Michael Schumacher.
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