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Posted by Iannucci | 8/18/2008 | 16 comments »
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Danica Patrick: so powerful she can use her awesome telekinetic abilities to close car windows on your head. Be afraid, Milka. Be very afraid.

Oddly enough, this probably isn't too far off the Hosepenthals' honeymoon festivities. Or so I'm told.


  1. Anonymous // August 18, 2008 8:54 AM  

    Or so I'm told?

    Do tell?

  2. Iannucci // August 18, 2008 9:01 AM  

    I would tell, but as I've noted before my kids often read this site. Consequently, this isn't the appropriate forum for such discussions.

    All I can say is that Robin Miller knows the "inside" story here, and Curt Cavin knows who ate what. And that is all I have to say about that.

  3. Anonymous // August 18, 2008 9:45 AM  

    Hahaha always good for a laugh Mr. Iannucci.

  4. Carrie // August 18, 2008 9:51 AM  

    Even no info on that particular night is too much info. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

  5. Anonymous // August 18, 2008 1:14 PM  

    Must have a sensitive stomach carrie... two attractive people doing "honeymoon activities"... oh the HORROR!!!

    Numerous little So Cal video companies are millionaires filming attractive couples doing the "honeymoon" thang!

  6. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 7:37 AM  

    Danica Patrick is the greatest racecar driver in the world...

    Michael Schumacher is rolling over in his still living grave.

  7. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 10:07 AM  

    ok, this video is disturbing. I am sooooo tired of DP.

  8. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 10:54 AM  

    I hate to say it, but that's kinda hot. *blush*

  9. Carrie // August 19, 2008 11:57 AM  

    Dean - Danica's attractive? I guess if you like women who are built like 12 year-old boys she is.

    Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee.

    In a styrofoam cup.


  10. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 12:19 PM  

    Jealous carrie?... she didn't look like a 12 year old boy in SI swim suit issue. Yes, she is a very good looking woman & also a good driver... not a GREAT driver, but the best woman driver to race an Indy Car so far.

    It will be a sad day if Danica feels the need to get store bought boobs & plastic surgery to look womanly. Milka Donuts has all that & its not working for her (IMO).

    Now the visual of Milka in a Honeymoon activity makes me throw up in my mouth a little!

    :) :)

  11. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 6:10 PM  

    Yeah Dean. I'm jealous of all that airbrushing.

  12. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 6:49 PM  

    Sorry Dean. The cleavage in the SI shots most likely came from double-sided surgical tape. A very common way to make cleavage where there isn't any. Especially for photo shoots and Saturday night dates. There is no "truth in advertising" anymore.

  13. Anonymous // August 19, 2008 9:42 PM  

    Somebody deck this bimbo. Is this action detrimental to the sport? Oh well, who cares. In another year, she'll be a nobody anyways.

  14. Jennifer Coomer // August 20, 2008 10:08 AM  

    *Personally, I like my women like I like my coffee.

    In a styrofoam cup.*

    Carrie, that's hilarous.

  15. Anonymous // August 20, 2008 4:20 PM  

    To put another spin on it, I think it was kind of amusing that Danica could do a "send up" of herself for Jimmy Kimmel.

    True, Milka probably looks better in a bikini (sans airbrushing), but she's so slow she gets run over by Marty Roth!

    Now, in the aforementioned "honeymoon activities" that might be a good thing, but not on the race track!

  16. Anonymous // August 21, 2008 9:09 AM  

    No offense, but bashing Danicas appearence sounds like fat chick cattiness. I hope this isn't the case--especially given that her driving is much more suited to ridicule.