Viso has a heart. And a brain.

Posted by Iannucci | 1/24/2009 | 2 comments »
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Despite several driver protests to the contrary, recent test results seem to indicate EJ Viso has a heart, a brain, and is an otherwise fully functional human being. Many tests have been applied and documented on camera for the curious, although it appears this year’s physical failed to provide conclusive proof as to whether or not his braking foot works.

He is however completely cleared of having Mumps, Dysentery or Ebola. Hooray!

I’d love to embed the video for you to watch but it’s not available at this time. Consequently you’re going to have to watch it yourself here. Be sure to compare it to Helio’s physical last year.

“The goal is to make sure your hearing stays the same even though you work in a high noise environment.” What she means, EJ, is that we don’t want you to lose your hearing from being yelled at so much by all of those other drivers you hip-check out of the way. Keep those ear molds in and you’ll be just fine.


  1. The SpeedGeek // January 24, 2009 12:23 PM  

    Heart. Check. Brain. Check. Courage? Vitor'd disagree, but I guess you could check that off, too...

  2. Anonymous // January 24, 2009 3:58 PM  

    two cajones made of steel? check.