Iannucci: After 11 long months, welcome friends to The Month of May!
Reader: Uh, sorry Mr Word Butcher, but my calendar still says "April".
Iannucci: Stop talking to the computer screen, dear reader. I didn't say it was "May" - I said it was "The Month of May".
Reader: You losing me here, buddy. Got any new pictures of Danica?
Iannucci: My dear friend, it is "The Month of May", which means we now commence upon several glorious weeks of racing at the most historic and supremely awesome race track in all the world.
Reader: So, there's racing today?
Iannucci: Actually, no. That comes later.
Reader: Look, this isn't making any sense I'm about to click on over to p-dogs to read about the "F-Word". Do you or do you not have a point here?
Iannucci: I'm so very gald you asked, because the point is that now 1070 The Fan has begun their nightly coverage of The 500 with the world-famous show, "Talk of Gasoline Alley" featuring David Dona, err, Donald Davidson.
Reader: Is that the guy that knows all that Indy stuff off the top of his head?
Iannucci: Yes, that would be the guy.
Reader: Cool, thanks...I'm still going to pressdog's site, if that's OK.
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