"She needs an exciting guy, like a race-car driver. I think she needs somebody who cherishes her, but also somebody who's going to give her a run for her money...She should find somebody who is really hot, who's not in show business. Somebody with a lot of money, and she should live the large life and forget about these (expletive). She's a great girl. She's got everything going for her." - Bette Midler, on who her good pal Jennier Aniston should be seeking as a romantic companion. Does anyone have any suggestions?
(Sweet mother of misery, I just quoted Bette Midler!!!)
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I suggest marco. Jennifer Andretti: She wont have to get the towels re-embroidered. Her and Ashley can both trash Milka.
How did this happen? The front page says 0 comments - I click over here to ask a question re Ms. Aniston, and there's the answer to my question. In nanoseconds! This is like "Jeopardy". Anonymous gave the answer. The question is, is Ms. Aniston a cougar?
Actually, not to be the spelling police, but you've got her the first time (in the link) as "Better" Midler. Do you know something about Ms. Wind Beneath My Wings that the rest of us don't? Or is that Ms. Wind's cousin that you're quoting?
Graham Rahal. Period.
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I'd say Oriol, but I don't want to wish any more drama on the guy than he already has trying to find a full-time ride. He's too nice a guy for her. How 'bout Helio? She could cover any outstanding debts!!
Then again, maybe she could be Cookie boy's primary permanent sponsor...!!
SpeedGeek - Thanks, I fixed that typo.
Mike - Did you just subtly suggest Jennifer Aniston was herself a "fulltime ride"? Eee gads!
WOW!! I hadn't considered that contextual possibility, but since you throw that out there, I'll go with it...HAR!!
It is a shame Dan Wheldon got married, this is right up his alley.
Great, the IRL could have "Ashley Judd's Husband" and "Jennifer Aniston's Husband." The IRL might not make ESPN's SportCenter, but they could make it into one of those gossip mags at the grocery store checkout...
I'd say Danica Patrick.