What does this one say?(Photo: TrackSide Online)
1) "You put the key in the ignition and turn it to the right .. like this.. really!"2) "Hey Penske, will you write me a check like the one you just wrote for Saturn???"
Right here's where Arie's dadgum earring stuck in the palm of my hand after I smacked him around.I had to pull it out just like this.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
"Now watch as I magically pull the top of my thumb off...okay they are done servicing the car GO GO GO!"
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
"If this guy gets back up again, will you throw that air wrench at him?"...or..."Well, in order to escape from a sinking bulldozer full of bees that spit fire out of their stingers, you have to stab yourself right here in the hand so you can rewire your nerves in such a way that...screw it, look it up online....what? I broke all the computers? Crap..."
"Yes, this is quite true."
Pizza! Yes the ones with square pieces. Football field!
"Booooorn to hand jive, baby!"
"Hell, since Danica ain't doin no hand puppet shows no more, I figured I'd give it a shot."
"I said put BUTTER on that ribeye, not margarine!!"
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