If a picture says a thousand words

Posted by Iannucci | 6/08/2009 | 11 comments »
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What does this one say?

(Photo: TrackSide Online)


  1. Anonymous // June 08, 2009 9:37 PM  

    1) "You put the key in the ignition and turn it to the right .. like this.. really!"

    2) "Hey Penske, will you write me a check like the one you just wrote for Saturn???"

  2. Anonymous // June 08, 2009 9:46 PM  

    Right here's where Arie's dadgum earring stuck in the palm of my hand after I smacked him around.I had to pull it out just like this.

  3. Jerry B // June 09, 2009 4:31 AM  

    Righty tighty, lefty loosey

  4. Robert // June 09, 2009 7:13 AM  

    "Now watch as I magically pull the top of my thumb off...okay they are done servicing the car GO GO GO!"

  5. Will Overhead // June 09, 2009 7:36 AM  

    This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

  6. H. B. Donnelly // June 09, 2009 8:32 AM  

    "If this guy gets back up again, will you throw that air wrench at him?"


    "Well, in order to escape from a sinking bulldozer full of bees that spit fire out of their stingers, you have to stab yourself right here in the hand so you can rewire your nerves in such a way that...screw it, look it up online....what? I broke all the computers? Crap..."

  7. J E Clerk // June 09, 2009 9:13 AM  

    "Yes, this is quite true."

  8. Anonymous // June 09, 2009 5:01 PM  

    Pizza! Yes the ones with square pieces. Football field!

  9. Bash // June 09, 2009 10:43 PM  

    "Booooorn to hand jive, baby!"

  10. SS Minnow // June 10, 2009 4:58 AM  

    "Hell, since Danica ain't doin no hand puppet shows no more, I figured I'd give it a shot."

  11. John Oreovicz // June 13, 2009 6:54 PM  

    "I said put BUTTER on that ribeye, not margarine!!"