What does this one say?
(Photo: TrackSide Online)
A Fun Time Was Had by All
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If you follow the NTT IndyCar Series or the Indianapolis 500 at all on
social media, you probably saw that there were two events to celebrate the
unveiling...
2 weeks ago
1) "You put the key in the ignition and turn it to the right .. like this.. really!"
2) "Hey Penske, will you write me a check like the one you just wrote for Saturn???"
Right here's where Arie's dadgum earring stuck in the palm of my hand after I smacked him around.I had to pull it out just like this.
Righty tighty, lefty loosey
"Now watch as I magically pull the top of my thumb off...okay they are done servicing the car GO GO GO!"
This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
"If this guy gets back up again, will you throw that air wrench at him?"
...or...
"Well, in order to escape from a sinking bulldozer full of bees that spit fire out of their stingers, you have to stab yourself right here in the hand so you can rewire your nerves in such a way that...screw it, look it up online....what? I broke all the computers? Crap..."
"Yes, this is quite true."
Pizza! Yes the ones with square pieces. Football field!
"Hell, since Danica ain't doin no hand puppet shows no more, I figured I'd give it a shot."
"I said put BUTTER on that ribeye, not margarine!!"