What does this one say?
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A Cautionary Tale for Street Races
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One week from today, practice will begin for the Big Machine Music City
Grand Prix. While there is a tremendous buzz around town about this event,
there se...
2 days ago
"When do I get to go to F1, these guys are starting to really scare me."
This says 3,000....
Crew guy: "Check it out! Hamburglar's here!"
Graham: Hamburglar....GRAHAMburglar. Hmmm...should I take on a new identity? Might be fun, but the prison-striped firesuit might scare Helio...
OK Graham good news and bad news..good news McDonalds is activating their sponsorship bad news is you're working the drive through during the off week..just put these head phones on and speak into the mic..Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order
Mechanic:Dude that girl has a nice ass.
Graham: That's my sister back off.
We really are fast food dude !!!!
Rahal: Dude! Get your hand off my ass. Can't you see the sponsors are watching. Family values, remember!
"First the Geico gecko. Now that creepy Burger King dude? Paul Tracy has no shame."
Damn, I wonder if Robby Gordon has any other sisters...
I would totally hit that.
"Hey Graham- with a pose like that, do you think Ryan will let you do the next Izod commercial?"
"Honestly, we have to be considered a favorite, even though I drove into the wall on two of the last three oval races"
"Fifty bucks says the Rahal kid picks his nose."