Had enough bad news? No sir, you most certainly have not. Our good buddy pressdog alerts us to this winter's latest casualty: the lovely Lauren Bohlander.
The IndyCar.com feature "Up to Speed" starring Lauren Bohlander is officially off the air.In the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, "Nooooooooooooooo!"
The league has decided to shut down Up to Speed and go a different direction, according to Amy Konrath of IndyCar PR: "After three years of producing Up to Speed on the website, we decided it was time to do something new for the fans," said Kontrath. "So this year, our focus for videos will be on driver-generated content each race weekend on indycar.com."
When I think of things I appreciate most in the world, IndyCar racing and perky ladies who belch excessively are at the top of the list. Pesto is up there as well, perhaps because the garlic leads to much entertaining belching. At any rate, here is the final "Up To Speed", a blooper reel featuring Bohlander in all of her belcherific beauty, with a little Karaoke and a few "that's what she said"s thrown in for good measure.
And don't forget The Guns. I dig chicks with guns. Remember: she's Lauren Bohlander and you're not .... bitches.