Brandon: "Hey, Kelly!"
Kelly: "Brandon! Oh my God, it's been years!"
Brandon: "It has! What have you been up to?"
Kelly: "Oh, you know. Making babies. Cable movies. Celebrity dance offs. The usual."
Brandon: "Dancing? Kelly, I had no idea."
Kelly: "Oh yeah, I was like on this show and it was real big deal. It was like a contest. But..."
(soft piano music plays)
Brandon: "But, what?"
Kelly: "Brandon, I...I...*sniff*...I lost. I fell on my butt!"
Brandon: "Oh, Kelly. That's terrible."
Kelly: "My butt is terrible?"
Brandon: "No, that you lost. There's nothing wrong with your butt."
Kelly: "It's, it's OK. I lost to a racecar driver. Some guy who won the Any 500 or something."
Brandon: "You mean...the Indy 500? Oh no, not the Indy 500!"
(Brandon turns away)
Kelly: "Yeah, that was it. What's the matter, Brandon?"
(swelling string arrangement)
Brandon: "Kelly, I...I wanted to race in the Indy 500. I wanted to win. It was my dream. That was...before...the accident."
Kelly: "Oh my God!"
Brandon: "It's true. I was going to be a great driver - the next Sam Hornish Jr. I had the blank stare, the sideburns, everything. But then in an instant...my dream...was gone."
Brandon: "It's OK, Kelly. I've moved on. I'm an owner now. I may not own the Peach Pit but I co-own the Rubicon Race Team, and we've got sponsors and a car and an unnamed driver...even a sweepstakes. And we're going to be at Indy, Kelly. The Indy 500!"
Kelly: "A sweepstakes? Oh, Brandon I'm so proud of you...*sniff sniff*...I just have one question though."
Brandon: "What's that, Kelly?"
Kelly: "Who's Sam Hornish Jr?"
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