Beverly Hills 46222

Posted by Iannucci | 12/19/2007 | 2 comments »
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Brandon: "Hey, Kelly!"

Kelly: "Brandon! Oh my God, it's been years!"

Brandon: "It has! What have you been up to?"

Kelly: "Oh, you know. Making babies. Cable movies. Celebrity dance offs. The usual."

Brandon: "Dancing? Kelly, I had no idea."

Kelly: "Oh yeah, I was like on this show and it was real big deal. It was like a contest. But..."

(soft piano music plays)

Brandon: "But, what?"

Kelly: "Brandon, I...I...*sniff*...I lost. I fell on my butt!"

Brandon: "Oh, Kelly. That's terrible."

Kelly: "My butt is terrible?"

Brandon: "No, that you lost. There's nothing wrong with your butt."

(hugging)

Kelly: "It's, it's OK. I lost to a racecar driver. Some guy who won the Any 500 or something."

Brandon: "You mean...the Indy 500? Oh no, not the Indy 500!"

(Brandon turns away)

Kelly: "Yeah, that was it. What's the matter, Brandon?"

(swelling string arrangement)

Brandon: "Kelly, I...I wanted to race in the Indy 500. I wanted to win. It was my dream. That was...before...the accident."

Kelly: "Oh my God!"

Brandon: "It's true. I was going to be a great driver - the next Sam Hornish Jr. I had the blank stare, the sideburns, everything. But then in an instant...my dream...was gone."

Kelly: *sobbing*

(resume hugging...now)

Brandon: "It's OK, Kelly. I've moved on. I'm an owner now. I may not own the Peach Pit but I co-own the Rubicon Race Team, and we've got sponsors and a car and an unnamed driver...even a sweepstakes. And we're going to be at Indy, Kelly. The Indy 500!"

Kelly: "A sweepstakes? Oh, Brandon I'm so proud of you...*sniff sniff*...I just have one question though."

Brandon: "What's that, Kelly?"

Kelly: "Who's Sam Hornish Jr?"

2 comments

  1. Jennifer Coomer // December 20, 2007 11:38 AM  

    Per the website: Jim and Jason have a veteran driver slated to be behind the wheel of their Dallara chassis on race day and are looking forward to building a winning program.

    Any quesses on who that'll be?

  2. Anonymous // December 20, 2007 11:57 AM  

    Any guesses on who that'll be?

    Paul Tracy?