Marco cuts it close

Posted by Iannucci | 6/18/2008 | 12 comments »
Bookmark and Share

The good news is a driver not named "Danica" has an advertisment with a major brand. The bad news is he's dubbed.

Seriously, it's not so much that Marco probably isn't growing a full beard anytime soon, but is his voice really that bad?


  1. Jenna // June 18, 2008 11:17 AM  

    Its probably because he couldn't go without sayin 'for sure' at the end of every other sentence.. :)

  2. JR // June 18, 2008 11:40 AM  

    I don't know, after listening to his Meier commercial for days on end during May, I'm kind of happy it's dubbed.

  3. Doug // June 18, 2008 11:43 AM  

    Does Marco even shave yet? Its a good spot, and its probably good for them to use voice talent if his attempts were choppy. That type of speaking isn't easy for everyone. I know I would suck at it.

  4. Anonymous // June 18, 2008 11:56 AM  

    This is hilarious. He looks so young. I bet they tried a few takes and realized he sucked at it and brought someone else in to do the audio. Also I know they all shave their chests but it still makes me laugh and he is so little..hehe.

  5. Jennifer Coomer // June 18, 2008 2:57 PM  

    I could have gone my whole life without ever seeing Marco wrapped in a towel and bare chested.

  6. pressdog // June 18, 2008 3:58 PM  

    BEEF CAKE. Marco's blades last extra long since he shaves once every two weeks.

  7. Anonymous // June 18, 2008 4:03 PM  

    Marco always sounds like he has a cold. His Electrical Workers Union radio spots were atrocious. But I think we're missing the real point -- that's Kanaan's body!

  8. Demond Sanders // June 18, 2008 5:16 PM  

    CGI body double!

  9. Anonymous // June 18, 2008 8:30 PM  

    Wow...that was a crappy ad. Needed a second look to see if Demond was right, and yeah, they totally CGI'ed him.

  10. Anonymous // June 19, 2008 3:51 AM  

    that can't be real. Italian-Americans have hairy chests !

  11. Anonymous // June 19, 2008 5:52 AM  

    Does Marco even shave yet?

    Doug, Marco has been sporting some Mario-esque "The 70's are BACK, baby!" mutton-chop sideburns, so I would imagine yes, he does shave.

    However, Marco's mutton-chops remind me of a sixteen year old trying to grow a moustache so he can pass for eighteen or twenty one. :^P

  12. Anonymous // June 19, 2008 9:06 AM  

    I know some girls think he is a good looking guy but I just don't see it. In person he looks like a 14 year old boy with bad skin.