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Posted by Iannucci | 7/09/2008 | 8 comments »
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So let me get this straight: if I pay for this Live Autographs service I can get Danica Patrick to say anything I want? Oh, the mind boggles at the possibilities

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Well then, that’s quite a few less mind-boggling possibilities. Maybe it's worth it if I can just get her to tell P1 that "Yes, I had washed my hands."


  1. mmack // July 09, 2008 8:42 AM  

    Well, if you can get Danica! to say "My Name is is the FIRST blog I read every day for breaking IRL news!", you might have something, Jeff.

  2. J E Clerk // July 09, 2008 9:41 AM  


    i'm sure she would say that, but it would probably cost more money than most of us make in a year...

  3. Jennifer of Dog.Yarn.Knit. // July 09, 2008 10:10 AM  

    How about...

    "I'm sorry I almost killed 7 people in the pits at Watkins Glenn. And, oh yeah, Briscoe, I forgive ya."

  4. pressdog // July 09, 2008 12:34 PM  

    DO IT JEFF. Danica -- " rocks my world. It's my favorite web site ever and Jeff is a blogger super hotty!"

  5. pressdog // July 09, 2008 12:39 PM  

    Checked into it. $129 gets you a signed photo of Danica and her saying that you're her most favorite blogger ever in the world. Maybe we should take up a collection.

  6. Bob Mc // July 09, 2008 7:04 PM  

    I wonder...

    "Sarah Fisher's way better than me!"


    "I make Tony Stewart look like a nun!"


    Some sort of shameless plug for my benefit.

    The possibilities are endless!

  7. Anonymous // July 10, 2008 10:01 AM  

    Bobby Rahal is a shameless jerk

    Ryan Briscoe looks like dumbo with his ears

    Robin Miller is a bitter old man

  8. mikebdot // July 10, 2008 11:59 AM  

    "I have a *bleep*ing potty-mouth".