What does this one say?(Photo: TrackSide Online)
danica: we should really think about not going slowdarren: nahhhhdanica: okay
"See, if you hold the steering wheel this way, you won't get knackered Darren."
"and this one time, at band camp..."
ohhh, so you are supposed to turn left...
Fetch me a latte about this tall, lots of foam ..
"Hey Darren".."I have been talkin to Gene Simmons, if this driving thing doesn't work out, he said I could play drums for the band!"
"...and then you grate the cheese.."
Is this how you strike the flints to make fire?huh?Sorry Darren, my bad. Wrong Foyt member. Have you seen Quattro?
"and then Super Tex said he'd snap me in half if I wrecked one of his cars"
NO--YOU HOLD THE FISHING ROD LIKE THIS!
"Yours would be stuck too if you did as many autographs as me..."
"Ohhhhhhhh, so you pull on the teats to get the milk! I thought the cows barfed it into a bucket. Hmm. You learn something new every day."
"oooh, so this is what you have to do when its heading for the wall?"
oi ca...oil ca....oil can.
"So I turned hard and ran into TK, no I mean Marco, no I mean..."
Darren says "I've had to listen to your expertise crap for 4 years now .... go away."
It is easy to manipulate the long slender object, you must first wear these Big Sunglasses I got from a retired guy in Miami to protect you from the incredible spray of juices... then you grab the base of the long slender thing..with this hand and then you grab the long slender thing at the top with the other hand... and you grab oh so firmly and shake it up and down for a while, then the explosion occurs and man is it sooooooooooo neat and it goes all over your face and body.............. I can't tell you how much I looooooove chapagne...................."
I snatched her towel from her and twirled it up tight like this... and then I snapped her right in the puss.
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