If a picture says a thousand words

Posted by Iannucci | 8/13/2008 | 18 comments »
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What does this one say?

(Photo: TrackSide Online)


  1. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 7:53 AM  

    danica: we should really think about not going slow
    darren: nahhhh
    danica: okay

  2. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 8:13 AM  

    "See, if you hold the steering wheel this way, you won't get knackered Darren."

  3. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 8:25 AM  

    "and this one time, at band camp..."

  4. the rpc // August 13, 2008 8:30 AM  

    ohhh, so you are supposed to turn left...

  5. pressdog // August 13, 2008 9:49 AM  

    Fetch me a latte about this tall, lots of foam ..

  6. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 10:18 AM  

    "Hey Darren".."I have been talkin to Gene Simmons, if this driving thing doesn't work out, he said I could play drums for the band!"

  7. Jennifer Coomer // August 13, 2008 1:11 PM  

    "...and then you grate the cheese.."

  8. SS Minnow // August 13, 2008 1:16 PM  

    Is this how you strike the flints to make fire?


    Sorry Darren, my bad. Wrong Foyt member. Have you seen Quattro?

  9. EnsErmac // August 13, 2008 1:36 PM  

    "and then Super Tex said he'd snap me in half if I wrecked one of his cars"

  10. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 1:45 PM  


  11. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 1:46 PM  

    "Yours would be stuck too if you did as many autographs as me..."

  12. Anonymous // August 13, 2008 4:38 PM  

    "Ohhhhhhhh, so you pull on the teats to get the milk! I thought the cows barfed it into a bucket. Hmm. You learn something new every day."

  13. Anonymous // August 14, 2008 4:16 AM  

    "oooh, so this is what you have to do when its heading for the wall?"

  14. mikebdot // August 14, 2008 7:32 AM  

    oi ca...

    oil ca....

    oil can.

  15. Anonymous // August 15, 2008 6:28 AM  

    "So I turned hard and ran into TK, no I mean Marco, no I mean..."

  16. Anonymous // August 15, 2008 9:28 PM  

    Darren says "I've had to listen to your expertise crap for 4 years now .... go away."

  17. Anonymous // August 17, 2008 12:35 PM  

    It is easy to manipulate the long slender object, you must first wear these Big Sunglasses I got from a retired guy in Miami to protect you from the incredible spray of juices... then you grab the base of the long slender thing..with this hand and then you grab the long slender thing at the top with the other hand... and you grab oh so firmly and shake it up and down for a while, then the explosion occurs and man is it sooooooooooo neat and it goes all over your face and body.............. I can't tell you how much I looooooove chapagne...................."

  18. Anonymous // August 18, 2008 8:21 AM  

    I snatched her towel from her and twirled it up tight like this... and then I snapped her right in the puss.