Quote of the day

Posted by Iannucci | 1/30/2009 | 8 comments »
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The reason I use the black flag, though, is because the American justice system has ruled that I can’t use a high-powered rifle. At races, it would be so much better if I could shoot the tires out from under them so they couldn’t go back onto the track. And it would help with my practice for hunting season too.

Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Barnart has entered the Silent Pagoda.

And yes, those are his actual words. Really. Honest. I've seen the bloodstained calfskin they were inscribed upon.

8 comments

  1. meeshbeer // January 30, 2009 9:01 AM  

    oh my... LOL!

  2. J E Clerk // January 30, 2009 9:21 AM  

    LOL ! ! !

    that made my day!

  3. Carrie // January 30, 2009 2:30 PM  

    He almost had himself a fangirl until he screwed up on the dinner question by not choosing Hans Gruber.

  4. Iannucci // January 30, 2009 2:37 PM  

    Hans Gruber was the greatest criminal in cinematic history.

    "I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief, and since I'm moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite!"

  5. AZZO45 // January 30, 2009 4:25 PM  

    Life is weird... I just watched Die Hard last night

    :) :)

  6. Goose // January 31, 2009 12:36 AM  

    Wow, Barnhart saying something I could agree with AND laugh at? Amazing. I thought I'd never see that day.

  7. Johnny // January 31, 2009 7:53 AM  

    The VS. decision makes even more sense now.

  8. Robert // February 03, 2009 6:41 AM  

    A tip of the cap for someone being 100% honest when a mike is in their face. You may not like him- but we have all screamed at least once at the TV over the last year "Just shot him/her and get them out of the F%@&'in way". I say the IRL and Ted Nugent should team up for a fan give away at teh 500 and allow a fan to get lessons from Uncle Ted and have one shot to try and hit a tire on lap 100 (like the half court basketball shot or field goal attempt for a million dollars)