What does this one say?Photo: AP Photo/J Pat Carter
"No little girl, I don't think your baby will fit on my scooter."
"Give me the balaclava, sweetheart.""The banana-what?""That thing you're holding behind your back.""I don't have anything.""Do too!""Do not!""I'm gonna take it from you.""Don't touch me, Crisco...I'll tell!"
"....and that kids is why you always pay your taxes"
LOL @ Kohl! I was thinking something along those same lines.
Briscoe: You get the rope and we'll tie the stroller to the back of the scooter. Heck, I'll let you drive.
....and if you want to be in racing little girl all you have to do is pose half naked in a magazine and you'll get sponsorship even though you have no real talent.
"Now listen, you two are the only members of my fan club and I even question that, because how did you reach the mailbox to send in your application? But that's not the point. I need you guys to focus really hard on getting me some more fans this year. I must dominate the pre-K fan base. And oh yeah, smoking is bad for you even though I'm kind-of, sort-of sponsored by big tobacco."
"Have you guys seen Nicole Manske? She's like Danica, but better and she's mine, all mine!" (insert maniacal laughing at end)
Didn't she used to date Dan Wheldon too?
Robert: If she had "no talent" as you state... ...she would have crashed her Panoz when it stepped out during the qualifying attempt that got the media to give a damn about the IRL again.... or are you talking about a Venezuelan CITGO driver with suspect plastic surgery????? That is a better fit to your "no talent" line.
I knew I had some children running around the earth somewhere.....wow....this is weird actually meeting you.
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