If a picture says a thousand words

Posted by Iannucci | 3/04/2009 | 12 comments »
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What does this one say?

Photo: AP Photo/J Pat Carter


  1. The American Mutt // March 04, 2009 1:59 PM  

    "No little girl, I don't think your baby will fit on my scooter."

  2. Carrie // March 04, 2009 2:09 PM  


  3. Anonymous // March 04, 2009 2:44 PM  

    "Give me the balaclava, sweetheart."

    "The banana-what?"

    "That thing you're holding behind your back."

    "I don't have anything."

    "Do too!"

    "Do not!"

    "I'm gonna take it from you."

    "Don't touch me, Crisco...I'll tell!"

  4. Anonymous // March 04, 2009 3:10 PM  

    "....and that kids is why you always pay your taxes"

  5. Anonymous // March 04, 2009 3:20 PM  

    LOL @ Kohl! I was thinking something along those same lines.

  6. Anonymous // March 04, 2009 5:42 PM  

    Briscoe: You get the rope and we'll tie the stroller to the back of the scooter. Heck, I'll let you drive.

  7. Anonymous // March 05, 2009 6:54 AM  

    ....and if you want to be in racing little girl all you have to do is pose half naked in a magazine and you'll get sponsorship even though you have no real talent.

  8. Anonymous // March 05, 2009 8:25 AM  

    "Now listen, you two are the only members of my fan club and I even question that, because how did you reach the mailbox to send in your application? But that's not the point. I need you guys to focus really hard on getting me some more fans this year. I must dominate the pre-K fan base. And oh yeah, smoking is bad for you even though I'm kind-of, sort-of sponsored by big tobacco."

  9. Anonymous // March 05, 2009 8:32 AM  

    "Have you guys seen Nicole Manske? She's like Danica, but better and she's mine, all mine!" (insert maniacal laughing at end)

  10. Anonymous // March 05, 2009 8:32 PM  

    Didn't she used to date Dan Wheldon too?

  11. Anonymous // March 05, 2009 10:01 PM  

    Robert: If she had "no talent" as you state...

    ...she would have crashed her Panoz when it stepped out during the qualifying attempt that got the media to give a damn about the IRL again.

    ... or are you talking about a Venezuelan CITGO driver with suspect plastic surgery????? That is a better fit to your "no talent" line.

  12. Anonymous // March 08, 2009 2:45 PM  

    I knew I had some children running around the earth somewhere.....wow....this is weird actually meeting you.