No Speed No

Posted by Iannucci | 12/28/2007 | 2 comments »
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Back in August Milka Duno announced that she was missing the race at Kentucky Speedway because she was too slow...wait, my bad...she said she was withdrawing so she could appear in the upcoming "Speed Racer" movie.

Now we have the first trailer for this flick, and while there's no Milkalicious in these two minutes it does appear that this movie is in fact a giant ball of suck. I'm talking "Spy Kids 3-D" type of suck, because whichever Wachowski Brother thought it would be a good idea to replace all of the old animation with computer graphics but still keep all of the really bad dialogue should definitely be stuck with the bill.

Sure it's just a preview, but my inner Mike Gundy is telling me to avoid this movie "...because it's GARBAGE! And the editor that let it come out is GARBAGE!" The only fun that can be made of this mess is to see which is slower this summer - Milka or the ticket sales for this abomination.


  1. Zappatista // December 29, 2007 7:29 AM  

    The gundy comment is heeelarious as i just arrived in Tempe myself last night to watch the HOOOOSiers beat the shit out of OSU! read that and oh the irony.

  2. Anonymous // December 31, 2007 4:00 AM  

    Ummm.. Milka is coming back this summer?? hope not!